When I lived in Holland as a little girl, we did not have cable. We merely had our old T.V. from the states that got one fuzzy channel. On this hazy station, a british show called Neighbors played daily. The theme song for this old show is the title of my post, which provides a very good lead for my latest entry.
Allow me to type what he wrote.
Brett's Huey Watch Log
18 Jan 2010: 1124 hrs
-Initial meeting w/Huey
-Took him out hoping for copious amounts of excrement
-Mut to my dissatisfaction, Huey only tinkled 3 times!
18 Jan 2010: 1432 hrs
-2nd interaction; mild concern for Huey's bowel condition as I noticed there was no doo doo butter left in the kitchen.
-Observation; Huey frolicked gleefully in the field that divides our homes.
-Allowed Maverick to participate in hopes that this sensory overload could possibly trigger leaving brown trout on the lawn.
-This was to no avail, but Huey was fed the remainder of food left out, which would certainly lead to a brown crayon.
18 Jan 2010: 1622 hrs
-I am happy to report that at 1647 hrs on this day of Monday 18 January 2010, that Huey P. Quinn, passed a majestic brown lawn gnome on the property of Yokota AB, Japan!
-Official Statement: I nearly gave up, but nature prevailed.
-Accolade: Huey was awarded with no more that 1 hour in my home. God Bless America!
I just love our neighbors! I was laughing so hard that I was crying. This watch log will forever remain on our fridge...unless Huey jumps up and chews it...which he tends to do at times.
Oh and I know you're probably sick of Huey but with this new camera, I can't resist taking pictures of him!
That is HILARIOUS! I love good neighbors, especially funny ones. :)
ReplyDeleteBrett said, "Brett is hilarious."
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